Why is Scientology the Fastest Growing Religion of 21st Century?
Chuck Norris walked into a bar. He was greeted with much respect considering he was a talented actor.
Why are black people so good at basketball?
Dedication and hard work.
If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5, you both have $5.
Two men are sitting in a pub.
One man turns to the other and says: “Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife’s house.”
The other man replies: “Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.”
What do you call a black guy flying a plane?
How do you make a plumber cry?
A dog walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out, as animals are not allowed.
Why is there no Aspirin in the rain forest?
Because it wouldn’t be financially viable to try and sell pharmaceuticals in the vastly unpopulated rain forest.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?